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This is what they really mean when they say... "hook me up"
In nursing school they don't teach you how to take a proper temperature anymore...because who doesn't love a friggin' sticker on their forehead?
YES! This is the body part you're about to operate on,and no you cannot take out my uterus.
This is how you define sexy.
...and I'm off to get the best drugs. Na Night!A few days later...
Plastic wrap and tape= my best friend
Hey! A girl still has to shower
(oh lookie! you can see my tattoo!)
"X" marks the spot...
Looks like someone took a bat to my knee (felt like it too)
The swelling didn't go down for months
Up close and personal
I never claimed to have sexy legsSo that was my journey one year ago. Phew, I am so glad it is over!
My knee used to click and grind when I did any sort of movement. It was so bad people at a distance could hear it. Recovery for a "simple" surgery was supposed to be easy, mine was anything but.
"Physical therapy is not needed for this type of surgery" my doctor told me. I was in therapy twice a week for about 4 months.
My knee still isn't right and probably never will be. I'm too damn young to feel this damn old.
I was asked when I'm going to do the other knee because it does the same thing.
My answer... How about never?
