Showing posts with label what annoys me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label what annoys me. Show all posts

Saturday, October 31, 2009

what halloween taught me

Even if I can see the kids at the door or hear them coming... once that door bells chimes; I jump!

Masks. HATE them. If I can't see your eyes and/or face I'm not ok with that. (I have this problem with sunglasses too)

If you're going trick or treating, wear a costume or have a damn good excuse as to why you don't! Especially when you're begging for candy.

I put the treats in your bag- you don't take my treats to put in your bag.

Only buy candy you like so when all is said and done, you get to eat the leftovers. YUM!

...and lastly, Michael Jackson is alive. I am certain because I gave him a Butterfinger tonight.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

it annoys me when

... my neighbor's cigarette smoke makes my home stink!

Its 90something degrees out! I want my windows open so I can enjoy the few short weeks we're having of summer.
You know because it only rained the entire months of June AND July!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Hypnotized

I can't take it anymore!
If I hear his voice or see his face one more time I seriously think I'm going to seek out more mood altering drugs. This is getting out of control.

I listen to the radio. A lot.
I rarely watch television but when I do, the hair on the back of my neck stands up.
This man is out of control!

Our state has one particular-- we'll finance you even if you have shit ass credit car dealers. We actually have like 8,675,309 of those bad boys. They don't care if you've had your house taken away, you live in a box or eat nothing but Ramen noodles. You're going to give them money and they're going to give you a piece of shit with 4 wheels. Signed, sealed, and delivered.

Well, this man has television and radio commercials to advertise his business. He has to.
His radio ads play just about every other time there is a "commercial break".
It's fuckin' irritating. I hear it in the car and I scream at him!
I hear it in the house and I do the childish put my hands over my ears and go "LA LA LA LAAAA!!" till its over.

If I had big enough balls, I'd punch him in the face if I ever saw him in person.
Ok-- maybe not, that isn't necessary, but he needs to pipe it down some.
Wait.
A LOT.


I'm serious. Watch.








...and to think his radio commercials are by far much louder.

Now what are you waiting for?

COME JOIN THE PARTY!!!