Showing posts with label blogcation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blogcation. Show all posts

Thursday, June 18, 2009

its never intentional

Dear Jennifer,

Seems to be that we have a problem. This blogcation you are on?
It has to end.
Right. Now.

Yes, I know you've met a guy. Yes, I know he's amazing. This is a relationship like you have never experienced. Ever.
You are being tried, tested and challenged above and beyond what you are used to. I think you can do it.
Wait.
I know you can do it.
Be optimistic and patient. Like I said; tried, tested and challenged, it's happening to you.
Love is amazing.

Yet other things in your life have changed and not all of them are for the better. Get your head out of your ass and get with the program.
The right program.

You're constantly tired. All. Day. Long!
You started walking. A lot. Then stopped.
Meat and cheese? Hello!! They are your enemy and now you're shoving them into your pie hole. Again??
Enough is enough.
Did you see those numbers on the scale this morning? Those are NOT acceptable. NO!
NOT at all.
Sugar. Remember what that does to you too?
Apparently, the constant stomach pain and lethargic feeling you are experiencing is alright with you.
In reality, this is a problem. BIG problem.
Sleep. Get more.
Peanut butter. Time to rethink this food again.
Gastric bypass. Remember why you had this surgery? I think you have lost sight of this. Get it back. NOW!

It's official. You have, yet again, slipped into a funk. I know it wasn't intentional. It never really is but you must do everything in your power to change it. Stop it. Or it will become irreversible.

Oh, and while you're out and about making changes I think it's time you find a new therapist. Apparently that is one relationship that is NOT working for you.

This is written only because someone had to.

photo courtesy: lerP