here's your sign

...they couldn't afford another 'S'

I prefer white meat

I recently joined some site that allows you to communicate with other people, whom just happen to be single and generally speaking ... have a fear of commitment.

online dating= fail.

Today's email from a possible knight in shining armor:

"Hi hope ur having a good evening im in mass with a load of turkeys going to walmart in lewiston maine my name is ray if u want to chat if not good luck on this site i usally take time of i go to bangor thinking of moving there houlton is boring and i dont really c eye to eye with my roomate he drives dor same compony ."

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!?!?!
No really! Seriously!
I don't even have the words for this right now, I just hope he an his roomate can settle their differences, and soon because I can't imagine that turkeys are going to be nice company either.

the fine print

Soda: haven't had that in... ohh 7 years.
Beverages in a can? I don't consume them because carbonation is not my friend.

Until recently!

My dear friends at AriZona have put out this beauty! (along with a few other yummilicious flavors)

Sooo... it's been just say YES to beverages in a can! (non carbonated of course)

Although I'm not liking this process of popping the top, taking that first sip and realizing it just doesn't taste right.
Yet its at that exact moment when I see the words, "SHAKE WELL" when I realize I've done something wrong.

All those years of being told not to shake the cans have just gone down the pissah!

Now watch, next can I'm not supposed to shake, I will!