single but not

I'm dating someone. Have been since the end of July. 

But here's the kick in the knees... he doesn't want a relationship. 

So in all reality, I'm still single. 

This is how a conversation I had recently went:

Random Guy: You Single?

Me: I am.

RG: Want to go out for coffee or something sometime?

Me: I'm dating someone

RG: I thought you said you were single?

Me: I am. 

RG: But you're dating?

Me: Yea, he doesn't want a relationship. 

Can you wrap your head around this one, because I can't.

Stepping back and looking in... I'm a friggin' idiot! 

speak up

The other day a commercial sparked a random thought in Boy Child's mind and then the conversation went something like this:

Boy Child: I wish I had a hearing aid so I could turn it all the way down
Me: (laughing) Why?
Boy Child: Because some people just annoy me!

Apparently he isn't aware of the selective hearing ability he already has!

punch you in the kisser

This is going to be 'quick' because I'm at school.

I've never mentioned this before but I plan on writing about this sometime soon, I hate small talk!
I mean, I really HATE it.

As my luck would have it, I was just blessed with a quick small talk conversation with a fellow student.

Him: Having fun?
Me: (annoyed) yep. (grabbing my yogurt from the refrigerator)
Him: I'm not but I'm passing all my classes this year. I'm surprised.
Me: (let out a deep sigh, rolled my eyes and walked away)

Seriously! Just pass your fuckin' classes already. Even if you pull off a C, high C, low C-- whatever! You paid big money for the course, just pass!

Oh, and I don't care.

Thank you. Have a nice day.

quick conversation

Boy Child and I were sitting on the couch this afternoon when he randomly says, "Mom, I know how to do a squat."
Me: You do? Where did you learn how to do that?
BC: iCarly
Me: *blank stare*

iCarly is teaching my son how to do squats.
Why does that seem wrong to me?
Really wrong; in ohh soo many ways.