We all know that line; the famous, cheesy and ever so corny pickup line.
We all know several tacky pickup lines. I’m sure some of you have heard them; quite possibly even been the victim.
Well, I don’t know about you but I LOVE pickup lines! The more off the wall they are the better.
A good pickup line to me is one that makes me roll my eyes because it is just THAT bizarre but then I can’t help but throw my head back with laughter.
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This morning I get a text from Ed, (Hi Ed, I know you’re reading!) saying he has the worst pick up line EVER! He claims he stopped reading his “article” to send me this text. Which means he stopped reading… ohh probably Maxim! (nothin’ but love!)
“Don’t fall in love with me, but it’s going to be impossible not to fall in love with you”
No way is that the worst. I LOVE it!
Here are a few more that I’m an absolute fan of!
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling….
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose. Take off your clothes.
Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you!
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Now you tell me, what are some of your favorite pickup lines? Are there any out there that make your stomach turn whenever you hear them? What about your friends?
I want to hear them! Go ahead…. SHARE!!!
2 comments:
that pick up line your friend sent you is actually courtesy of jon gosselin to one of his many mistresses. i read it on some gossip website today. HILARIOUS. he's such a creep.
some of the best ones i know are:
- that shirt is very becoming on you. but then again, if i were on you - i'd be coming too.
- did you spill windex on your pants? because the only thing i see in your pants, is me.
- is your shirt felt? (girl says no) would you like it to be?
- do you happen to have a cell phone i can borrow? (girl asks why) so i can call my mom and tell her i met the girl of my dreams.
that's all the ones i can think of off the top of my head, but i'm sure with a little more thinking i could have a whole new list for you :)
The worst one I can think of now...
'Did it hurt?'
'What?'
'When you fell from Heaven.'
Oh I hate that one! There are so many cheesy pick up lines... but as you say I'd probably throw my head back laughing. And maybe he'd stand a chance in the humor department. =)
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